I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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