At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
as a side note pls kill me
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