There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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