Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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