i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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