She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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