Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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