He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
