I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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