Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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