yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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