My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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