Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
only if we run a train.
done.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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