Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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