i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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