I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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