Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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