she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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