I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
