Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
