brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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