And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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