Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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