YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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