he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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