There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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