You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How does one acquire holy water?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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