You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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