Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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