Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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