Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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