I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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