Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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