I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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