Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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