Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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