4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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