im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
