the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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