I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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