Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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