Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize