How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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