Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
pop tarts are not kleenex
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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