Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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