god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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