no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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