my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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