Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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