what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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