He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
