we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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