The maid of honor just puked.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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