5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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